One of the benefits of being my friend is that
you can come to my house in your pajamas, no
make-up, and look like crap and I won't judge
you.
-Anonymous
Remember when we were young we wanted to
stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and
cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and
our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
-Anonymous
New year resolution: Complete the resolutions I
set in 2019, that were actually from 2018,
passed down from 2017, originally from 2016,
actually set in 2015, that all began in 2014 but
truly started in 2013.
-Anonymous