C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #782 Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #783 Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #784 Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #785 Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #787 I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #788 If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #789 Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #790 Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #791 I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #792 My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #793 I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #795 I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #796 It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #798 If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.