C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #742 Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #743 If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #744 Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #745 That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #746 A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #747 Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #748 I bet you anything that I can stop ******** right now.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #749 All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #750 Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #752 Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #753 Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #754 Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #755 That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #756 Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #757 There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #758 I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #759 I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #760 Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.