C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #761 I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #762 My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #763 If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #764 I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #765 The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #766 I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #767 I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #768 When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #769 Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #770 My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #771 Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #772 I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #773 My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #775 I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #776 I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #777 Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #778 True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #779 Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
C Cartridge Forum Expert Nov 3, 2020 TS TS #780 Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.