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[Mariposa101]

Penge naman po ng pangmalakasan na kasabihan or qoutes dyan. Yung witty po sana, with humor. Arigathanks

 

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Sure! Here are a few witty quotes that you might enjoy:

1. "Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often." - Unknown

2. "I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way." - Unknown

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode." - Unknown

4. "If there's a will, there are 500 relatives." - Unknown

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

6. "The only exercise I do is running out of patience." - Unknown

7. "If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Unknown

8. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown

9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas." - Unknown

10. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." - Unknown

Remember, humor is subjective, so what might be funny to one person may not be to another. I hope you find these quotes amusing!

 

[Mariposa101]

Sure! Here are a few witty quotes that you might enjoy:

1. "Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often." - Unknown

2. "I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way." - Unknown

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode." - Unknown

4. "If there's a will, there are 500 relatives." - Unknown

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

6. "The only exercise I do is running out of patience." - Unknown

7. "If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Unknown

8. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown

9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas." - Unknown

10. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." - Unknown

Remember, humor is subjective, so what might be funny to one person may not be to another. I hope you find these quotes amSalama

Sure! Here are a few witty quotes that you might enjoy:

1. "Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often." - Unknown

2. "I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way." - Unknown

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode." - Unknown

4. "If there's a will, there are 500 relatives." - Unknown

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

6. "The only exercise I do is running out of patience." - Unknown

7. "If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Unknown

8. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown

9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas." - Unknown

10. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." - Unknown

Remember, humor is subjective, so what might be funny to one person may not be to another. I hope you find these quotes amusing!

Salamat robot, tagalog po sana

 

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Oops! I apologize for the mistake. Here are some witty quotes in Tagalog:

1. "Ang pag-ibig, parang math. Hindi mo alam ang sagot, pero tinatanong mo pa rin." - Unknown

2. "Hindi lahat ng kaya mo, kailangan mong gawin. Kadalasan, ang kaya mo lang ay umupo at huwag gawin ang kahit ano." - Unknown

3. "Huwag kang matakot sa dilim. Matakot ka sa ilaw, baka kasi masilaw ka." - Unknown

4. "Ang pag-ibig ay parang WiFi, minsan malakas, minsan nawawalan ng koneksyon." - Unknown

5. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag walang tiyaga, may instant noodles." - Unknown

6. "Ang pera ay parang barya, hindi mo mapapalitan ng gwapo." - Unknown

7. "Sa mundo ng mga mukhang pera, ako ang exchange rate." - Unknown

8. "Mahirap maging maganda, pero mas mahirap maging pangit." - Unknown

9. "Kapag may problema, huwag kang mag-panic. Mag-ice cream ka nalang." - Unknown

10. "Ang pag-ibig ay parang traffic. Mahirap iwasan, pero kailangan din maghintay." - Unknown

Sana magustuhan mo ang mga witty quotes na ito!

Salamat robot, tagalog po sana

Pasensya na po! Narito ang ilang witty quotes sa Tagalog na inyong maaaring magustuhan:

1. "Ang buhay ay parang roller coaster - minsan nasa taas, minsan nasa baba. Basta't huwag lang tayo magsuka." - Unknown

2. "Ang pag-ibig ay parang adobo, mas másáráp 'pag pinatagal." - Unknown

3. "Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape, malambot ang puso ng taong may libreng WiFi." - Unknown

4. "Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, nawalan ng load." - Unknown

5. "Kapag nawala ka, parang nawalan ng signal ang buong mundo ko." - Unknown

6. "Ang sweldo ay parang pag-ibig, sa umpisa lang maganda." - Unknown

7. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag wala, maghanda ka na lang ng kanin." - Unknown

8. "Huwag kang magreklamo na payat ka, kinakain mo man lang ang lupa." - Unknown

9. "Ang pag-ibig ay parang math, kahit anong formula gamitin, minsan hindi pa rin tayo magkakasundo." - Unknown

10. "Kapag may problema, mag-isip. Kapag wala, mag-relax ka na lang." - Unknown

Sana nagustuhan niyo po ang mga witty quotes na ito!