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Konting pampam lang...

Use DEDICATE in a sentence...
kapag ginamitan mo yan ng glue for sure DEDICATE yan...

How about CONTINUE..
kahapon ang dami dami nyo bakit ngayon ang CONTINUE....

idagdag pa natin ang VIOLET...
Naholdap yung cellphone ko.. hindi bale.. i'll VIOLET...

eto pa,
OPINION...
papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION..

eh ang CONCLUSION...
siyempre, hindi ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan kung CONCLUSION...

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This is very interesting. dagdag kaalaman din ito.

Chorva has its etymology from the greek word CHEORVAMUS meaning " for lack of the right word to say or in place of something
you want to express but you cannot verbalize"

amazing isn't it??

naniwala ka naman.. Chorva lang yun!!!

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Minsan pinaupo ako sa isang room sa gitna ng maraming tao....


Ayun dun nauso ang CENTER of ATTRACTION!!

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Boy: Daddy?? how did i come into this world???
Dad: listen carefully. Mom and dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of the cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. when dad finished uploading. we discovered we did not use firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus!!!

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Inspirational qoute that we must always remember:

kung kaya ng iba...

pagawa mo sa kanila...

dont force yourself.. make your life easy!!!

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Klase ng mga mag-iinom;
PASSAGE - mahilig mag-pass ng tagay

THE HIKER – palipat lipat ng puwesto, iwas tagay

THE MARTYR – nagpapanggap na kaya pa kahit senglot na

KID SENTI – madaming naaalala pag nakainom na

THE FUGITIVE - umuuwi ng walang paalam naglalahong parang bula

KUNG FU – KUNG FUmulutan malupet, tirador ng pulutan, ginagawang picnic

THE CHOSEN ONE – Official runner ng tindahan, bili yelo, yosi, alak

DEADMAN DRINKER – unang nalalasing
THE ORIGINALS – lage mong katagay

Ikaw??? Anong klase ka??
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AN AMERICAN AND PILIPINO CONVERSATION...,,,...

American: Hi! Is that an apple u are eating?

Pilipino: Yes!!!!...

American: You know in states, only poor people eat apple....

Pilipino: Oh,.... Rrrrrreealy? Oh.,Is that a banana u are eating?

American: Yes!!!

Pilipino: You know in Philippines,, only MONKEYS eats banana...........

-Hahaha

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Life's Formula:
Assume wala.
Expect konti.
Do dami.
Smile todo.
Laugh Sagad.
Once in awyle, iyak konti
Most of all, DASAL always.
Have a happy Buhay!!!

natawa ba kayo?! Diba.. wala lang tanong lang.. sana nagustuhan nyo! Godbless guys.. salamat sa makakabasa!
 
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