Closed Luma na pero natawa ba kayo rito .(salamat sa makakabasa..

[-simplice-]

COCONUT

-iyan ang mangyayari sa chichirya pag hindi mo naubos at hinayaan mong bukas

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French Lesson

Cough: O vou
Ashes: A vou
Car: Re vou
Baloons: Lo vou
Drugs: Sha vou
Good bye: Va vou
Cute: A cou
Ikaw: Mol tou

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Teacher : CLASS! ANO ANG KAIBIGAN PARA SA INYO?
S1: kasama in good & bad times.
S2: Sabihan ng secrets po.
T: tama kayong lahat.oh ! Juan , Ano ang kaibigan para sau?
J : KAiBiGAN ?? Yan ung pinaka nakaka insultong tinawag saken ng taong mahal ko :'(

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WHEN I DIE..
I DON'T WANT "R.I.P." INITIALS ON MY TOMBSTONE.
ANG GUSTO KO,

"I.S.R."


"I SHALL RETURN"
(c)sophia dominguez,

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''you look so..





when you're pLaying jumping rope.


dba?!
YOU LOOK SO. Taas pa nga ng LOOK SO mo eh

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TEACHER:
magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:

"wow si dodong police na,

wow si inday teacher na,

wow si tomas doctor na,

JUAN: wow si mam!
PATAY NA..

TEACHER: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!

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Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi :

Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?

*tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo..

babae : oo, sasayaw ako!

lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah? ))

HAHAH,lol

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pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo ..


PASALUBONG
kamo ! haha

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I wanna be a billi0naire, so freaking bad, buying all the STING I never had. I wanna be on the c0ver of REDH0RSE magazine,
smiling next to C0BRA ENERGY, oh everytime I close my eyes, I see my name in SAN MIG LIGHT.
HAHA ! J0hann

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Pag ang
"ex" mu

sa friend mu
napunta

wag ka ng
mgtataka

kasi san ba
napupunta ang
"basura"sa

"plastik"d'ba?

Peru kung sa relative mu
napunta,yun ang tnatawag na

"sagip
kapamilya"

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A very SAD story:

A guy visits his dying Chinese girl friend at d hospital. D Chinese girl said "Hong Pi Chik" den die. D guy went all d way to China to find d meaning of his friend's last w0rd. And he was sh0ck 2 kn0w d real meaning.

"WAG MO TAPAKAN ANG OXYGEN"

Ngek? =/

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Kpag pinipilit ka ng parents mo na umamin sa kasalanan mo,

eto dapat mong sabihin,

"No person shall be compelled to be a witness against himself."

-PHILIPPINE C0NSTITUTI0N-
Article III,
Secti0n 17. Right Against Self- Incriminati0n


Safe ka na, n0sebleed pa sila,
Hahahah. .

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here's a secret code of Andal Ampatuan Jr which was decoded by NBI

X35 P33N I

H73N07 05 W, I

35V37d 3W d73H

Turn your phone upside down to read

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U.L.O.L = ULTIMATE LAUGH OUT LOUD

 

[Phc-Tonyboy]

Haha..tawang tawa ako dito

 

[Viole-]

Hahaha LT.

 

[darkknight_03]

nice, hahaha

 

[Hei_]

nice haha imemorize ko na ito
"No person shall be compelled to be a witness against himself."

-PHILIPPINE C0NSTITUTI0N-
Article III,
Secti0n 17. Right Against Self- Incriminati0n

 

[Piano_master]

I love you

 

[IMSHY01]

mahal na ata kita ate,haha

 

[erwinc09]

Hahahahahaha! Bwiset! Haha.

 

[masterbatoor]

Gold

 

[Jomanjii]

aus to

 

[Black2]

Hahahahahahahahaha.....
Nice!

 

[moondhie]

Pasok sa banga ts! Laugh out loud bwahahaha

 

[Joab10]

hahahaha

 

[-simplice-]

nice haha imemorize ko na ito
"No person shall be compelled to be a witness against himself."

-PHILIPPINE C0NSTITUTI0N-
Article III,
Secti0n 17. Right Against Self- Incriminati0n

good luck na lang boy..

 

[-simplice-]

Hahahahahaha! Bwiset! Haha.

 

[killer brrrrr]

its a yes for me

 

[-simplice-]

Pasok sa banga ts! Laugh out loud bwahahaha

ay.. grabe siya ... hinay hinay lang po sa pagtawa.. hahaha!

 

[-simplice-]

its a yes for me

wow.. thanks po! Hahaha...

 

[monkey wrench]

thanks po sa joke...

 

[Boylabo09]

hahahahaha