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[Ahlia_khyzz]

Tatalon sana ako sa pool,
Nabasa ko 8 Feet, eh dalawa lang paa ko,
Kaya di na ako tumalon..

 

[totoykobe]

mas nakakatawa tong joke ko..

Pakinggan nyo...........

Oh ano narinig nyo ba?

yung joke ko narinig nyo ba??????

hindi noh, humble guy kasi ako..

 

[totoykobe]

Sabi ng mama at papa ko Lahat daw kaming magkakapatid ay mga magaganda kasi likha daw kami ng dyos, pero alam nyo diskompyado talaga ako nung sinabi yun nila kasi sa lahat naming magkakapatid ako lang ang hindi pa nagkakagirlprind. at natuklasan ko kaya pala nagkaganito mukha ko ngayon kasi nung time ng ginawa ako tulog pala ang dyos at ang lumikha sa'kin ay yung mga nagmamarunong na mga taga kabilang network "masa dito, masa doon halaaa hulma hulma hulma daming manager sa paglikha ng mukha ko. kaya ito ngayon walang tumatanggap kasi "Factory defect" hindi pumasa sa quality control..

 

[-simplice-]

A girl's first time

you and he are alone in a small, dark room. he asks you if you want to get started...
you nod your head looking fearfully into his eyes... afraid... he looks at you assuringly... slowly he leans closer... closer...
and he applies pressure. you try to scream in terror as blood gushes forth but you can't. he asks you kindly if you still want to continue and you nod slowly... he assures you he would do this slowly this time... he smiles at you assuring you that you would be fine. as he goes in slowly you stay still... that familiar painful feeling... you remember it so much from a few moments earlier. you try desparately to scream, but again, you can't. he continues on with what you and he have already started. slowly he continues on with this...
FINALLY!! its over at last!
hmm....
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!! i know the hell what's on your mind!!
You're Wrong...
Shame on you for thinking that!
She just went to the dentist, and had her tooth pulled out!

ANONG GAGAWIN MO

NASA ELEVATOR KA WITH YOUR CRUSH.....SUDDENLY NAPA UTOT CRUSH MO....NATAWA KA LUMOBO SIPON MO...SINO ANG MAS NAKAKAHIYA?

 

[I am nobody]

Bibigyan mo ako ng 1gb sky vpn

 

[zaitsev]

your best joke

 

[Jmrie_]

pahinge ako hehe

 

[hostreplica]

akala ko daming jokes waley pala, hehe,

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