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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.

She spends £15000 and looks sensational.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think i am?".

'about 32,' is the reply'.

'Nope! i'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into mcdonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile. 'Nope, i'm 50.'

Now she's feeling, really good about herself. She stops at the candy shop on her way down the street.

She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.

The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'

Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'

While waiting for the bus, to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

he replies.. pabitin ko uli kayo.. hahahaha!! sakit na ng kamay ko medyo mahaba din to..
alam niyo ba sagot ng matanda sa kanya,??medyo pawang professional lang po nakakagawa niyan wag na wag nyo gagayahin.. medyo sensitive lang pero kasi nga dahil yun matanda is malabo na yun mata!! hahahahah... grabe dito ako natawa..
 
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.

She spends £15000 and looks sensational.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think i am?".

'about 32,' is the reply'.

'Nope! i'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into mcdonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile. 'Nope, i'm 50.'

Now she's feeling, really good about herself. She stops at the candy shop on her way down the street.

She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.

The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'

Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'

While waiting for the bus, to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

he replies.. pabitin ko uli kayo.. hahahaha!! sakit na ng kamay ko medyo mahaba din to..
alam niyo ba sagot ng matanda sa kanya,??medyo pawang professional lang po nakakagawa niyan wag na wag nyo gagayahin.. medyo sensitive lang pero kasi nga dahil yun matanda is malabo na yun mata!! hahahahah... grabe dito ako natawa..

eto na yun kadugtong niyan...

sagot ng matanda sa kanya., 'Lady, i'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when i was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your ***. Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'

They wait in silence on the empty street untill her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'

alam niyo ba ginawa sa kanya ng matanda!

[ISPOILER]He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully..[/ISPOILER]

at di pa yan natatapos wait lang... I need some break... 😂 pagod na kamay ko!
 
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eto na yun kadugtong niyan...

sagot ng matanda sa kanya., 'Lady, i'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when i was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your ***. Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'

They wait in silence on the empty street untill her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'

alam niyo ba ginawa sa kanya ng matanda!

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully... at di pa yan natatapos wait lang...
I need some break... 😂 pagod na kamay ko!
Bantos :unsure:
 
The old man did not i dentify what is he touching, if it is back or front.. I dunno tooo.

kaya nga medyo sensitive siya.. yaw ko na din ituloy hahahaha!! pero sayang kung babasahin nyo sya ng buo.. ahm ewan i think mapapabwisit kayo sa storya.. hahahah!
 
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