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A short story is a piece of prose fiction that typically can be read in one sitting and focuses on a self-contained incident or series of linked incidents, with the intent of evoking a single effect or mood. The short story is one of the oldest types of literature and has existed in the form of legends, mythic tales, folk tales, fairy tales, tall tales, fables and anecdotes in various ancient communities around the world. The modern short story developed in the early 19th century.

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    Closed IT project presentation

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    Closed Instant promotion

    Consider it good luck
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    Closed Polyticks 5

    Nakapasok si Bong Revilla sa leading Senate Candidates. Sabagay, di kumpleto ang 12 apostles kung wala si Hudas -Halalan 2019
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    Closed Polyticks 3

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    Closed True motivational

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    Closed Cardi B means

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    Closed Polyticks 2

    Sumayaw lng budots, nakalimutan na ang plunder case at nanalo pa sa senado -Halalan2019
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    Closed Polyticks

    Naging traffic aid ako, Nagbuhat ako ng sibuyas, Uminom ako sa plato, Kumaim sa baso, Lahat ginawa ko Kulang lng pala eh budots! -Mar Roxas
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    Closed Classic pinoy jokes: asukal

    Teacher : Juan, saan probinsya ka galing? Juan : Negros po ma’am Teacher : Anung produkto meron sa negros? Juan : Hindi ko po alam. Teacher : Siyempre alam mo yun, saan kayo kumukuha ng asukal? Juan : Humihingi lang po kami sa kapitbahay
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    Closed Classic pinoy jokes: new job

    Prospective Employer: So why did you leave your previous job? Applicant: The company relocated and they did not tell me where
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    Closed Classic pinoy jokes: hearing aid

    Pare: Ang galing ng nabili kong hearing aid. Hi tech at ang lakas ng dating! Kumpare: Magkano ang bili mo? Pare: Oo, kanina lang
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    Closed Classic pinoy jokes: translate to english

    Teacher : Juan, itranslate mo ito sa English. Juan : Wat ma’am? Teacher : Ang uwak ay hinang hinang naglakad. Juan : The wak wak..weak weak…wok wok…
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    Closed Classic pinoy jokes:pick up line

    Simon : Miss, talon ka na dyan! Ana : Bakit naman? Simon : Para mahulog ka sa akin Ana : Ahhh!!! Ganun!!! Alam mo para kang manhole. Simon : Naks!! Gumaganti ah. Bakit naman? Ana : ***** lang ang mahuhulog sayo.
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    Closed Classic pinoy jokes: ulam sa lamesa

    Juan : Alam mo pare ang bait ng pusa namin. Simon : Bakit naman pare?? Juan : Kahit na pinapabayaan lang namin ang ulam sa lamesa, hindi ginagalaw. Simon : Wow! Ang bait nga, ano ba ulam niyo? Juan : Asin..
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    Closed Corny dad jokes: part 4

    Me: Dad, tell me your best joke. Dad: You.
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    Closed Corny dad jokes: part 3

    Me: Dad, paki-abot nung chili powder. Dad: Wala na. Me: Ugh, I want to eat spicy food! Dad: Kawawa ka naman, hindi na chilicious yung food mo.
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    Closed Corny dad jokes: part2

    *Kaming dalawa lang [ni Dad] sa bahay nung umaga, and the night before sinabi niya sa ‘kin na maaga siyang aalis kinabukasan. Nung ginising niya ko, mukhang nagmamadali na siya* Dad: Uy, aalis na ko ha! If may maghanap sa ‘kin sabihin mo hinahanap ko rin siya.
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    Closed Babe, saan tayo kakain

    BF: Saan tayo kakain? GF: kahit saan. BF:Pag ako naging mayaman, papagawa ako ng fast food chain na “Kahit Saan” Tapos ang Menu, “Kung ano sayo”,”Kung ano másáráp”, “Bahala na”,”Yung mura”,”Kahit ano”. Benta siguro yun no?
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    Closed Juan and pedro

    Pedro : pare anung gagawin mo kapag nalaman mong may anak ka sa labas? Juan : huh?? Anung klaseng tanung yan pare? Syempre papasukin ko sa loob ng bahay
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    Closed Juan in english subject

    Teacher : Juan, give me a sentence. Juan : My teacher is beautiful, isn’t she? Teacher : Very good!! Please translate in Tagalog. Juan : Ang aking guro ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?
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    Closed Knock knock: pillowtalk

    Meron akong lobo, lumipad sa langit. Di ko na nakita, pillow talk na pala
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    Closed Tasio at pulis

    *Sa saradong pintuan ng bahay ni Tasio Pulis: Manong Tasio, pwede po kayo makausap? Tasio: Ikaw lng ba mag-isa? ? Pulis: hindi po meron po ako isang kasama. Tasio: Siya kausapin mo. Wag kang loner. Don't me. Duhhhh
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    Closed Knock knock: *******

    ******* somebody that I used to know....
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    Closed Patulak, stranded ako

    Piolo: Bro, patulak naman ayaw stranded ako eh.. Sam: Ok where you at? Piolo: Nasa swing
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    Closed Si pedro at ang unano

    Pedro: Manong Unano. Bakit po ang liit nyo? Unano: Namatay kasi mga magulang ko nung pinanganak ako. Wala nang nagpalaki saakin.
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    Closed A job interview

    Manager: Anu alam mo para makapag trabaho dito? Applicant: alam ko saan asawa nyo at kung sino kabit nyo. Manager: You're hired!!!
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