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the grocery

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by dimebag, Jan 8, 2016.

  1. dimebag

    dimebag Honorary Poster Established

    may isang babaeng nag-grocery.
    bumili siya ng:
    - dalawang karton ng low fat milk
    - sampung yoghurt
    - dalawang plastic ng salad
    - isang bote ng lotion
    - sampung roll ng tissue paper
    - isang feminine wash
    - isang bote ng shampoo
    - tatlong deodorant
    habang nagbabayad siya sa counter ay may lasing na nakapila sa likod nya at nakatingin habang nilalapag niya ang mga pinamili sa counter...
    LASING: miss, single ka noh?
    namangha ang babae dahil tama ang lasing.
    tiningnan nya ulit lahat ng pinamili niya dahil baka may binili siyang pang-single na tao lang...
    BABAE: ang galing nun ah... tama ka. paano mo nahulaan na single ako?
    LASING: ang pangit mo eh


    credits: sa nakaisip nito
    tawa much ako dito
     
    manela, mikecastro and EARZE like this.
  2. EARZE

    EARZE PHC Contributor Established

    :hilarious:
     
  3. gloobee

    gloobee Enthusiast Established

  4. CIPHER

    CIPHER Addict Established

    LMAO :LOL::ROFLMAO: kala ko anu na. hahahahah
     
  5. :eek:.......:oops:......:LOL::ROFLMAO::D
     
  6. [​IMG] thank you for sharing[​IMG]
     
  7. Pangit mandin at dukha sa paningin nabubuntis din.. ^^
     
  8. Thanks for sharing :)
     
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