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Working It
"Aside from being sê×ÿ, what do you do for a living?"
Geek Love
"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
iStock/ThinkstockDried Fruits
"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
Word Nerd
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."
Meter Man
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
Take Two
"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"
Smooth, Dude
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
Action, Action
"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sê×ÿ!"
Pun Fun
"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."
Granted!
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
Wheel Love
"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"
Read My Lips
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
Baker Man
"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
Check, Please!
"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."
Speedy Reader
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
Medical Attention
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
Number 2
"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."
"I" Doctor
"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."
Brush Up
"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
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