Ang mga laman ng thread na ito ay di sakin (Eh kanino? Ewan. Hahaha). I'share ko lang dito dahil medyo/sobrang natawa ako. Sana medyo/sobrang matawa rin kayo. ^_____^
Credits po sa may'ari.
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Even
Friend1: If i f*ck your Mom, would we be enemies?
Friend2: No.
Friend1: Haha. Would we still be friends?
Friend2: No.
Friend1: Huh? Then what?
Friend2: We would be even.
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Kidnapper
Kidnapper: Kausapin mo mga magulang mo!
Anak: Daddy, Mommy, tulungan niyo po ko! Nakidnap po ko! Huhu.
Magulang: Wag ka mag'alala, ililigtas ka namin anak. Magkano ransom sa anak ko?!
Kidnapper: Bahala kayo!
Magulang: Nine Hundred Thousand!
Kidnapper: Gusto namin may Milyon!
Magulang: Kalahating Milyon!
Kidnapper: Cge! kita tayo sa Unkown St!
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Madre at Sakristan
Madre: Anong apilyedo mo?
Sakristan: Yung lagi niyo pong hinahawakan.
Madre: Diyosko bastos! Bayag apilyedo mo!?
Sakristan: Rosario po.
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Credits po sa may'ari.
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Even
Friend1: If i f*ck your Mom, would we be enemies?
Friend2: No.
Friend1: Haha. Would we still be friends?
Friend2: No.
Friend1: Huh? Then what?
Friend2: We would be even.
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Kidnapper
Kidnapper: Kausapin mo mga magulang mo!
Anak: Daddy, Mommy, tulungan niyo po ko! Nakidnap po ko! Huhu.
Magulang: Wag ka mag'alala, ililigtas ka namin anak. Magkano ransom sa anak ko?!
Kidnapper: Bahala kayo!
Magulang: Nine Hundred Thousand!
Kidnapper: Gusto namin may Milyon!
Magulang: Kalahating Milyon!
Kidnapper: Cge! kita tayo sa Unkown St!
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Madre at Sakristan
Madre: Anong apilyedo mo?
Sakristan: Yung lagi niyo pong hinahawakan.
Madre: Diyosko bastos! Bayag apilyedo mo!?
Sakristan: Rosario po.
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