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Share o lang ito sa inyo mga kaPH! Happy a Fanny Day!

Q: What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?
A: An Alarm Cluck

Q: What's colorful and smart?
A. A Brainbow

Q:What do you call bear without teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear

Q: What do you call a guy with a Rubber toe?
A: Roberto

Q: What type of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap Music

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
A: Because it's pointless

Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
A: All the Fans left

Q: What did the football coach said to the broken vending machine?
A: Give me my Quarterback

Q: What kind of Ant can count?
A: An Accountant

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do ducks where in weddings?
A: Duxedoes

Q: Where do cows go to their first date?
A: To the Moo-vies

Q: Why Can't zoo animals take the test?
A: There's too many Cheetahs

Q: How does a Flea travel?
A: By itch-hiking

Q: what do you call a computer that sings?
A: A Dell

Q: What did the Red Light say to the green Light?
A: Don't look I'm changing!



 
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