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pick Up Lines (Beast Mode)

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by CIPHER, Nov 24, 2015.

  1. CIPHER

    CIPHER Addict Established

    Boy: Hi Miss, ihi ka ba?

    Girl: Hindi. Putanginang tanga mo, tao ako tanga. Hindi ba halata?Kakausapin mo ba ako kung ihi ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sa’yo eh.

    Boy: Ahh. Ganun ba? Ano nalang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo?

    Girl: Eh alam ko na yan eh. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo ay, “Match tayo.”

    Boy: Tanga amputa. Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala kang posporong nagsasalita? Putanginang tanga amputa. Kaya walang nanliligaw sa’yo eh.

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  2. EARZE

    EARZE PHC Contributor Established

    gumanti si boy.. :ROFLMAO:
     
  3. haha.naka ganti, dapat lang sa kanya yun.
     
  4. haha bagay lng sa kanya yan lol
     
  5. boom.. basag si miss..
     
  6. Yoshii222

    Yoshii222 Addict Established

  7. numluck08

    numluck08 Forum Veteran Established

  8. aldwin25

    aldwin25 Eternal Poster Established

  9. BoXx

    BoXx Addict Established

    haha she deserves it.
     
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