A young girl’s boyfriend and her mother were sitting in uncomfortable silence, upon meeting for the first time, when the mother retorted, “Technically, my daughter belongs to me until she’s 18, I own her, so I control what she does and where she goes. I might charge you rent per kiss.”
To which the boyfriend replied, “Well, you’re not a very good landlord. Her back doors have been smashed in.”
To which the boyfriend replied, “Well, you’re not a very good landlord. Her back doors have been smashed in.”