Closed Little Johnny’s Shakespeare assignment

[Ph - Skykru]

So there’s an English class, and each kid has to memorize a stanza of Shakespeare. Johnny’s stanza reads as follows:

Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.

Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.

I think I’ll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.

By William Shakespeare

So Johnny is at home, practicing and practicing…

“Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.

Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.

I think I’ll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.

By William Shakespeare”

Well, the big day comes, and Johnny is nervously standing in front of the class. He begins:

“Hark! I think I heard a shistle pop…. An Apostle shit…

Yonder lies a fair maiden with soap in her hole.

I think I’ll kiss her snatch and sneak off into the woods.

By William Snakeshit… horseshit … bullshit

Ah, **** it. I never wanted to learn Shakespeare anyway.”

hahahahah...

 

[SpectaculairE]

Shakespeare!!!
ayoko din niyan hahahaha pero kapag binasang mabuti ang gaganda.

 

[skysolstice]

TL;DR

 

[SpectaculairE]

TL;DR

nanawa na sa mahabang post kahapon?

 

[Anonymouse69]

Nusbled ako

 

[JaQ2169]

anu raw? row 4 ako slow pa tapos ingles pa juice ko

 

[skysolstice]

nanawa na sa mahabang post kahapon?

Hahaha Hindi. Nangaasar lang ako
Naclose thread tayo kahapon eh. Haba pa naman ng comment ko haha

 

[lunatic]

May Bob Ong naman im a fan of Bob Ong..

 

[Ph - Skykru]

Nusbled ako

kahit ako din.. makitawa na lang tayo hahahahah!! lol

 

[Ph - Skykru]

TL;DR

ano meaning niyan?

 

[skysolstice]

ano meaning niyan?

Trule Love Destruction Reloaded

 

[Ph - Skykru]

Hahaha Hindi. Nangaasar lang ako
Naclose thread tayo kahapon eh. Haba pa naman ng comment ko haha

pasaway kasi kayo.. hahahaha!! layo ng topic sa pinag uusapan nyo!

 

[skysolstice]

pasaway kasi kayo.. hahahaha!! layo ng topic sa pinag uusapan nyo!

Hahaha lagi namang ganyan di kana nasanay

 

[Ph - Skykru]

May Bob Ong naman im a fan of Bob Ong..

nakakasawa naman puro hugot na lang.. hahahaha!

 

[Ph - Skykru]

Hahaha lagi namang ganyan di kana nasanay

hahahaha... parang ako lang e! isang sign na daw yun sa inyo... alam nyo na!

 

[lunatic]

nakakasawa naman puro hugot na lang.. hahahaha!

Kaya nga eh kaya nag request ako Bob Ong haha..

 

[SpectaculairE]

Hahaha Hindi. Nangaasar lang ako
Naclose thread tayo kahapon eh. Haba pa naman ng comment ko haha

Nung mag send na ako ng advice ko biglang hindi na pwede eh, haba pa naman nun hhahaha

 

[skysolstice]

hahahaha... parang ako lang e! isang sign na daw yun sa inyo... alam nyo na!

Sign ng?

 

[Ph - Skykru]

anu raw? row 4 ako slow pa tapos ingles pa juice ko

hahahaha... slow motion lang din ako!

 

[skysolstice]

Maya na nga ako mag PHC highblood supervisor.