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THE REAL 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON'T KNOW!. SO GIRLS PLEASE READ THIS


HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your ***** eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
 
Hmmmm.... interesting. But not all listed here are true.
Let me shed some light about some matters here that you girls may find a little bit odd about us guys. ;)

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
There are "some" guys who are really gossipers, but only a few.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
Nope. Why? Respect! Plain and simple. Especially if the guy is in love with the girl.
Say... do you girls really tell secrets to your guys? I wonder... :p

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
Ok girls, be careful with this one. This is often a misconception to all the girls. We guys love a challenge, that is a fact but you see... we can tell if a girl is just playing hard-to-get or just simply a tease. We have pride and if the pride gets hurt, the challenge can turn into a bet or a challenge with a vengeance. I hope you girls can see through this if not then he will just get you laid the moment he caught you defenseless and then he dumps you. :D
Kaya tama yung #33.
Moral: Be straight forward with a love-struck guy. Wag nyo ng paasahin kung talagang walang pag-asa sa inyo mga girls.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”
Not really... if we are hurt, we tell our partners to stay close. We are asking for support but if he tells you to "leave him alone" you better give him some slack, he doesn't want any nuisance. It doesn't mean that you are a nuisance but he just want some time with himself. Check on him when the storm has passed and you'll be surprised how your man can be a lion and turns around like a kitten unless otherwise na ayaw na nya sa yo.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
Nope... we are sure. It's your motive we are not sure of. :p
Kasi nga dahil tama yung sinasabi sa #77. Magulo kasi kayo eh. Weheheh...

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
Totoo naman nga siguro but then ingat din kayo dito. Dito nagkakatotoo yung sinasabing ang nakatuluyan eh yung tulay...

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
Wrong! Siguro yung mga teenagers. Guys tend to have more respect toward girls as they get older. They may not even like to talk about girls especially the **** ones. Pwera na lang siguro kung lasheng... heheh

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
Hmmmm.... interesting. You mean physically? No, I don't think so. The only time a guy's knees are weak is right after he got laid. But if you are in a situation where a guy is trying to assault you, go for his (1)nuts and (2) eyes. Any self defense practitioner will tell you that.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
This is absurd, why would you bring your boy best friend with you on your date with your boyfriend? Nahh... forget it. Maybe not on a date but a simple acquaintance party. But you see, we guys always wanted to be the apple of the eye for our partner no matter who we're with. And we tend to be hostile against anyone who gets between us and our partners way. Halimbawa, syota kita, kasama kita tapos yung best friend mo na lalaki eh kita kong tingin ng tingin sayo... eh baka suntukin ko yun. :D
And if it happens, does it mean that my love for you is lesser than that of your boy bestfriend's? Ewan ko sa inyo... wehehe.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
Somehow I find this in contradiction with what is posted in #39.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
No! It is a gesture of intimacy for us to physically touch our hair but never mock our hair. Very common joke yung maririnig pag bagong gupit ang guy yung biro na "buhay pa ba gumupit sayo?" We really hate that. If that mockery is what you meant by "Not their hair!" then what you say is true. Don't touch the hair!

There you have it... ;)
 
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