The tambaloslos of Bicolano and Visayan folklore is a dark and hairy humanoid creature with a large mouth, thick protruding lips which cover its eyes when it laughs, and round eyes. Some say this creature is only two feet tall while others claim it’s tall but very skinny with long arms and legs. It lurks in the woods and is mostly active at noon. It disorients and terrorizes individuals it chances upon, causing them to get lost and go in circles for hours. The tambaloslos would make creepy sounds such as a maniacal laugh as it stalks the victims or blocks the path while grinning from ear to ear. To escape the creature’s clutches, the victims must take off their clothes and wear them inside-out. The tambaloslos finds this amusing and, thus, becomes distracted, breaking its enchantment on the victims.
In other stories, the tambaloslos has very large, long and wrinkled ***** and loose, saggy testicles, which dangle close to the ground. It victimizes women, harassing them sexually. The women could escape after the creature gets to look at their breasts while they’re wearing their clothes inside-out. The tambaloslos gets aroused until its erect ***** blocks its view, therefore, allowing the victims to escape.
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In other stories, the tambaloslos has very large, long and wrinkled ***** and loose, saggy testicles, which dangle close to the ground. It victimizes women, harassing them sexually. The women could escape after the creature gets to look at their breasts while they’re wearing their clothes inside-out. The tambaloslos gets aroused until its erect ***** blocks its view, therefore, allowing the victims to escape.
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