Knock knock
Whos there?
Amalayer
Amalayer who?
But darling AMALAYER dressed like a daydream
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
My thoughts
My thoughts who?
My thoughts.. my knees.. my shoulder.. my head.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Boom clap
Boom clap who?
Di ako boom clap clap clap clap clap di ako shokla kla kla kla nililinlan ka lang ng yong paningin babae po ako.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Winnie the Pooh
winnie the pooh who?
Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Napakakati
Napakakati who?
Napakakati kuya eddie ang sinapit ng aking buhay.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
lyca
Lyca who?
Lyca ****** touched for the very first time hihihi
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
rude
Rude who
Ruuuude, patawad pagkat akoy makasalanan makasalanang nilalang
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho! Gwapito raw ako
---
Knock knock
Whos there
DOTA 2
DOTA 2 who?
Can I have your DOTA 2 the rest of my life. Say yes, say yes cause I need to know.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Ke$ha
Ke$ha who?
La-Ke$ha layaw, la-Ke$ha layaw jeproks
---
Knock knock
who's there?
lampara
lampara who?
Kaibigan LAMPARA... Kaibigan LAMPARA..
---
Knock knock
who's there?
Samsung
Samsung who?
Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOL
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Buying
Buying who?
Hawak kamay di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay dito sa mundong walang katiyakan, hawak kamay...
asan yung buying dun?
-Buying Constantino.
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Napoles:Knock Knock! Pnoy:Who's there?
N: PORK BARREL
P: PORK BARREL who?
N: What does the FOX say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
P: Nasan ang PORK BARREL DUN?
Napoles: HINDI KO PO ALAM
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amoy luya
Amoy luya who?
It's raining meeeen, Amoy luya its raining meeen ulol
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Diligence
Diligence who?
Diligence not my lover shes just a girl that claims that i am the one (Billie Jean)
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hate you
Hate you who?
Hate you ako ngayon nag-iisa, naglalakbay sa gitna ng dilim. hahahahaha =)))
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honey dew
Honey dew who?
1. Honey dew know i needed someone like you in my life..
2. Honey dew boo i gotta see boo..
3. Honey dew like water like breath like rain..
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sana close
Sana close who?
SANA CLOSE is coming to town
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tuna Century
Tuna century who?
On the first day of christmas my TUNA CENTURY.
---
Who's there?
Galunggong
Galunggong who?
Oh ang galung galung gong sumayaw, galung gong gumalaw. lol
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
PAKSIW
Paksiw who?
What does the PAKSIW? ding ding ding ding
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
SCARY CEU
Scary who?
Whoops SCARY whoops SCARY whoops everytime I CEU.
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Roar
Roar who
Roar roar roar your boat gently down the stream. :/
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mirror
Mirror who?
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing thru the fire. cause I am a champion and youre gonna hear MIRROOOOOOR!
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kim Chiu
Kim Chiu who
KIM CHIU HEAR THAT BOOM BAROOM BOOM BOOM BAROOM BOOM BASS SUPER BASS
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cheese Curl
Cheese Curl who
Cheese curl is on faaaaayeeeeerrrr!!!
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Fearless
Fearless who?
Bayang magiliw, FEARLESS ng silanganan, Alab ng puso sa dibdi mo'y buhay. LOLLL
---
knock Knock
Who's there?
Albay
albay who?
Albay myself, don't wanna be.
---
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Nguso
Nguso who?
Tulad mo na may NGUSOng bato!
---
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Pulikat
pulikat who?
Paa, tuhod, PULIKAT, ulo. ***** hahaha
---
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Gary V
Gary V Who?
Sa Gary V Bida Ang Saya. -__________-
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Melon
Melon who?
Melon melon sinta, buko ng papaya.
---
Knock knock
Who's there?
poging/mangandang bingi
poging/magandang bingi who?!
ano?
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Paniki
Paniki who?
oh Mickey you're so fine.. you're so fine you blow my mind.. Paniki!
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dalandan
Dalandan who?
Dalandan bridge is falling down.. falling down.
---
Knock Knock
Who's there?
**** ka
**** ka who?
**** KA ang bulaklak, dadaan ang reyna, sasayaw ng chacha, ang saya saya!
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama
Obama who?
Obamayself, don't wanna
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama
Obama who?
Obama, what's my name? (What's my name)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine-secure, don't know what for. (That what makes you beautiful)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pampanga
Pampanga who?
Oop oop opp-pampanga style. (Gangnam Style)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anyone
Anyone who?
eh eh eh eh eh eh Anyone. (Fire)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Firewoman
Firewoman who?
Kamukha mo si FIREWOMAN, nung tayo ay bata pa! lol
----
Knock knock!
Who's there?
burn
Burn who?
Burn tarat tarat burn tarat! Lol
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nawindang
nawindang who?
london is bridge is NAWINDANG NAWINDANG. lol
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adjust
Adjust who?
Hey ADJUST met you and this is crazy. (call me maybe)
---
Starfish
Starfish who?
STARFISH were meant to fly. (Starships)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan the world girls? (Run The World)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
OMG!
OMG! Who?
OMG! Sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. (Hey Daydreamer)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Halo-halo
Halo-halo who?
Halo-halo baby, you called I can't hear a thing. (Telephone)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
PBB
PBB who?
Spaghetting PBB, PBB ng PBB (Spaghetti)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sinigang
Sinigang who?
Sinigang, sandal ka lang at wag mong pipigilan. (Sandalan)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Joana
Joana who?
I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep cause I miss you babe. (I don't wanna miss a thing)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Chaka
Chaka who?
Chaka niya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin. (Sa kanya)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Come back to me
Come back to me who?
Come back to me- bok ang puso, wala ka nang magagawa kundi sundin ito.
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lady ****
Lady **** who?
Kung Lady **** ka sa piling ng iba.
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda wings of love.
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
that I'm Aswang
that i'm Aswang who?
My mama told me that I'm aswang. (Born This Way)
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Winnie the Pooh
winnie the pooh who?
Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it
---
Whos there?
Amalayer
Amalayer who?
But darling AMALAYER dressed like a daydream
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
My thoughts
My thoughts who?
My thoughts.. my knees.. my shoulder.. my head.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Boom clap
Boom clap who?
Di ako boom clap clap clap clap clap di ako shokla kla kla kla nililinlan ka lang ng yong paningin babae po ako.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Winnie the Pooh
winnie the pooh who?
Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Napakakati
Napakakati who?
Napakakati kuya eddie ang sinapit ng aking buhay.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
lyca
Lyca who?
Lyca ****** touched for the very first time hihihi
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
rude
Rude who
Ruuuude, patawad pagkat akoy makasalanan makasalanang nilalang
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho! Gwapito raw ako
---
Knock knock
Whos there
DOTA 2
DOTA 2 who?
Can I have your DOTA 2 the rest of my life. Say yes, say yes cause I need to know.
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Ke$ha
Ke$ha who?
La-Ke$ha layaw, la-Ke$ha layaw jeproks
---
Knock knock
who's there?
lampara
lampara who?
Kaibigan LAMPARA... Kaibigan LAMPARA..
---
Knock knock
who's there?
Samsung
Samsung who?
Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOL
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Buying
Buying who?
Hawak kamay di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay dito sa mundong walang katiyakan, hawak kamay...
asan yung buying dun?
-Buying Constantino.
---
Napoles:Knock Knock! Pnoy:Who's there?
N: PORK BARREL
P: PORK BARREL who?
N: What does the FOX say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
P: Nasan ang PORK BARREL DUN?
Napoles: HINDI KO PO ALAM
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amoy luya
Amoy luya who?
It's raining meeeen, Amoy luya its raining meeen ulol
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Diligence
Diligence who?
Diligence not my lover shes just a girl that claims that i am the one (Billie Jean)
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hate you
Hate you who?
Hate you ako ngayon nag-iisa, naglalakbay sa gitna ng dilim. hahahahaha =)))
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honey dew
Honey dew who?
1. Honey dew know i needed someone like you in my life..
2. Honey dew boo i gotta see boo..
3. Honey dew like water like breath like rain..
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sana close
Sana close who?
SANA CLOSE is coming to town
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tuna Century
Tuna century who?
On the first day of christmas my TUNA CENTURY.
---
Who's there?
Galunggong
Galunggong who?
Oh ang galung galung gong sumayaw, galung gong gumalaw. lol
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
PAKSIW
Paksiw who?
What does the PAKSIW? ding ding ding ding
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
SCARY CEU
Scary who?
Whoops SCARY whoops SCARY whoops everytime I CEU.
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Roar
Roar who
Roar roar roar your boat gently down the stream. :/
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mirror
Mirror who?
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing thru the fire. cause I am a champion and youre gonna hear MIRROOOOOOR!
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kim Chiu
Kim Chiu who
KIM CHIU HEAR THAT BOOM BAROOM BOOM BOOM BAROOM BOOM BASS SUPER BASS
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cheese Curl
Cheese Curl who
Cheese curl is on faaaaayeeeeerrrr!!!
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Fearless
Fearless who?
Bayang magiliw, FEARLESS ng silanganan, Alab ng puso sa dibdi mo'y buhay. LOLLL
---
knock Knock
Who's there?
Albay
albay who?
Albay myself, don't wanna be.
---
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Nguso
Nguso who?
Tulad mo na may NGUSOng bato!
---
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Pulikat
pulikat who?
Paa, tuhod, PULIKAT, ulo. ***** hahaha
---
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Gary V
Gary V Who?
Sa Gary V Bida Ang Saya. -__________-
---
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Melon
Melon who?
Melon melon sinta, buko ng papaya.
---
Knock knock
Who's there?
poging/mangandang bingi
poging/magandang bingi who?!
ano?
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Paniki
Paniki who?
oh Mickey you're so fine.. you're so fine you blow my mind.. Paniki!
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dalandan
Dalandan who?
Dalandan bridge is falling down.. falling down.
---
Knock Knock
Who's there?
**** ka
**** ka who?
**** KA ang bulaklak, dadaan ang reyna, sasayaw ng chacha, ang saya saya!
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama
Obama who?
Obamayself, don't wanna
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama
Obama who?
Obama, what's my name? (What's my name)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine-secure, don't know what for. (That what makes you beautiful)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pampanga
Pampanga who?
Oop oop opp-pampanga style. (Gangnam Style)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anyone
Anyone who?
eh eh eh eh eh eh Anyone. (Fire)
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Firewoman
Firewoman who?
Kamukha mo si FIREWOMAN, nung tayo ay bata pa! lol
----
Knock knock!
Who's there?
burn
Burn who?
Burn tarat tarat burn tarat! Lol
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nawindang
nawindang who?
london is bridge is NAWINDANG NAWINDANG. lol
---
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adjust
Adjust who?
Hey ADJUST met you and this is crazy. (call me maybe)
---
Starfish
Starfish who?
STARFISH were meant to fly. (Starships)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan the world girls? (Run The World)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
OMG!
OMG! Who?
OMG! Sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. (Hey Daydreamer)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Halo-halo
Halo-halo who?
Halo-halo baby, you called I can't hear a thing. (Telephone)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
PBB
PBB who?
Spaghetting PBB, PBB ng PBB (Spaghetti)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sinigang
Sinigang who?
Sinigang, sandal ka lang at wag mong pipigilan. (Sandalan)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Joana
Joana who?
I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep cause I miss you babe. (I don't wanna miss a thing)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Chaka
Chaka who?
Chaka niya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin. (Sa kanya)
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Come back to me
Come back to me who?
Come back to me- bok ang puso, wala ka nang magagawa kundi sundin ito.
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lady ****
Lady **** who?
Kung Lady **** ka sa piling ng iba.
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda wings of love.
---
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
that I'm Aswang
that i'm Aswang who?
My mama told me that I'm aswang. (Born This Way)
---
Knock knock
Whos there?
Winnie the Pooh
winnie the pooh who?
Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it
---