Closed pick Up Lines (Beast Mode)

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• Nov 24, 2015

• #1

Boy: Hi Miss, ihi ka ba?

Girl: Hindi. Putanginang ***** mo, tao ako *****. Hindi ba halata?Kakausapin mo ba ako kung ihi ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sa’yo eh.

Boy: Ahh. Ganun ba? Ano nalang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo?

Girl: Eh alam ko na yan eh. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo ay, “Match tayo.”

Boy: ***** amputa. Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala kang posporong nagsasalita? Putanginang ***** amputa. Kaya walang nanliligaw sa’yo eh.

 

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EARZE

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• Nov 25, 2015

• #2

gumanti si boy..

 

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franken

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• Nov 26, 2015

• #3

haha.naka ganti, dapat lang sa kanya yun.

 

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joshuadayrit1996

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• Nov 27, 2015

• #4

Lol

 

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joshuadayrit1996

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• Nov 27, 2015

• #5

Ganti lang

 

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mikecastro

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• Nov 28, 2015

• #6

ahhahahaa

 

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seriously9gag

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• Nov 28, 2015

• #7

haha bagay lng sa kanya yan lol

 

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Kitu

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• Nov 28, 2015

• #8

hahahaha

 

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Bruce Weyn

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• Nov 29, 2015

• #9

Bagay sa kanya

 

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ChesterDale12

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• Nov 30, 2015

• #10

Ganti ganti hha

 

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janna1986

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• Nov 30, 2015

• #11

sabogggg!!!
hehehe

 

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RON_24

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• Dec 1, 2015

• #12

boom.. basag si miss..

 

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nikkako08

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• Dec 1, 2015

• #13

basag HAHAHA

 

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Yoshii222

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• Dec 1, 2015

• #14

Boom! Hahahaha!!

 

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neil1919

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• Dec 2, 2015

• #15

Hahaha.

 

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hiroki_sssii

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• Dec 5, 2015

• #16

hahahaha!! nice!

 

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numluck08

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• Dec 5, 2015

• #17

haha beast mode:vamp:

 

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aldwin25

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• Dec 5, 2015

• #18

 

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sdgosea022

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• Dec 18, 2015

• #19

 

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BoXx

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• Dec 18, 2015

• #20

haha she deserves it.