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Maria

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by R4dd, Feb 4, 2016.

  1. R4dd

    R4dd Honorary Poster Established

    Peter: "Your secretary is very sê×ÿ..."

    Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right bôôb, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left bôôb, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..."

    Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
     
  2. hahaha na dali ng di oras :hilarious:
     
  3. N1ghtmare

    N1ghtmare Forum Veteran Established

    Hahaha... advanced mode agad ayan tuloy :hilarious:
     
  4. yan bagay sa mga manyak haha!
     
  5. Lolz... awts!!! ^^
     
  6. dimebag

    dimebag Honorary Poster Established

    hehehe..sharpener ng tutututut
     
  7. hahaha pinakialaman kasi yun sa baba ayan tuloy. :cat:
     
  8. haha yari ka ngyon
     
  9. Thanks for sharing :)
     
  10. Ahahahaha sharpener lagot
     
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