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Little Jhonny

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by BeChay, Jun 17, 2016.

  1. BeChay

    BeChay Eternal Poster Established


    The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

    Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

    Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

    The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

    Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

    Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are so big she can only fasten eight!”

    The teacher sat down and cried.
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  2. sklice

    sklice Addict Established

    bat di ko alam na member ka pala ng alienator :eek:
  3. "but her are so big" :D
  4. SpectaculairE

    SpectaculairE Addict Established

    Akala ko pa naman yung "fascinate" yung biglang nasiksik sa pila. joke :)
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