Pulsefire_Ezreal
Eternal Poster
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Jose, Pedro and Juan, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them.
The executioner starts the countdown: ’10, 9, 8,….’.
Jose shouts, ‘Flood!’. In a sudden, a big wave came. Jose was able to escape because of the commotion.
It’s Pedro's turn.
He shouts: ‘Earthquake! ‘. The people watching the execution panicked. He was able to escape.
Juan was wondering what calamity to call.
The executioner started counting again: ’10, 9, 8, 7….’.
(Juan had a mental block.)
6,5, 4,
Juan: ahm
3,
2,
Juan: ahm
1…’
Juan shouted: ‘Fire!’.
Bang bang bang bang
Ahhahaahah
The executioner starts the countdown: ’10, 9, 8,….’.
Jose shouts, ‘Flood!’. In a sudden, a big wave came. Jose was able to escape because of the commotion.
It’s Pedro's turn.
He shouts: ‘Earthquake! ‘. The people watching the execution panicked. He was able to escape.
Juan was wondering what calamity to call.
The executioner started counting again: ’10, 9, 8, 7….’.
(Juan had a mental block.)
6,5, 4,
Juan: ahm
3,
2,
Juan: ahm
1…’
Juan shouted: ‘Fire!’.
Bang bang bang bang
Ahhahaahah
