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berde part 2

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by Jeanh, Nov 10, 2015.

  1. I have one....

    Boy: Chicharon ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Kasi ang ingay mo pagkinakain kita

    ******
    Boy: Cake ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Patikim naman ng hiwa mo

    *******

    Boy: ketchup ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Gusto ko kasing isawsaw hotdog ko sayo.

    *****

    Boy: Watermelon ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Pakwan!


    ****

    Freezer ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Kasi lahat ng pinapasok sayo tumitigas.

    *****
    Harina ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Sarap mo kasing lamasin.

    ---

    Para kang pag-aaral.

    Bakit?

    Ginagapang kasi yun, di ba?

    ---

    Palay ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Sarap mo kasing bayuhin!

    ---

    Ice cream ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Parang ang sarap mong dilaan e!

    ******

    G: alam mo bang manok ako?

    B: OH? talaga lang ha!

    G: OO nga! gusto mo limliman ko itlog mo!


    ****
    Boy: Tricycle ka ba?

    Girl: Bakit?

    Boy: Gusto kasi kitang sakyan ..... hanggang labasan.


    ****

    Guy: Do you know that your body is 70% water?

    Girl: Yes. Why?

    Guy: I'm thirsty.



    *****

    paaralan ka ba?

    ang sarap mo kasing pasukan..

    para kang lamesa..

    sarap mong patungan

    ******

    Guy: Miss, kahoy na pang-gatong ka ba?

    Girl: Bakit?

    Guy: Mukha ka kasing masarap sibakin.

    *****

    boy: sana baril ka na lang...

    girl: baket?

    boy: para pwede kitang kalabitin

    girl: kaw din sana baril ka din.

    boy: bakit?

    girl: para pwede mo ko paputukan

    ****

    B: MISS, MISS BARIL KA BA?

    G: BAKIT?

    B: PATIRA NAMAN OOH. KAHIT ISANG PUTOK LANG!

    ****
     
    EARZE, st3a7th, bitad and 2 others like this.
  2. ito ang walang recycle (y)
     
  3. hahaha..thanks
     
  4. CIPHER

    CIPHER Addict Established

    hahah dami ah.
     
  5. mikkel

    mikkel Addict Established

    Pang Banat na malupitan mam ;)
     
  6. hahahaha, dami ko tawa mga apat.(y)
     
  7. galing panalong panalo..hahahahahahahaha
     
  8. st3a7th

    st3a7th Honorary Poster Established

    hahahaha, nice:happy:
     
  9. EARZE

    EARZE PHC Contributor Established

    thanks sa pagpapatawa sa akin boss.. (y)
     
  10. Yoshii222

    Yoshii222 Addict Established

    Pwede! Pwede! Ang taba... ng utak! :P lol
     
  11. hahahaha may tumigas. hehe. patay na. otw to c.r. hahahahaha
     
  12. Nice one haahaha
     
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