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    Closed move on na sa globe no load, sun no load still working

    Pashare naman po
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    Closed helium

    Helium walks into a bar and orders water. Bartender apologizes, "Sorry sir but we're currently out of water." What does Helium do? It doesn't react.
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    Closed dead

    I was devastated to hear that Peter died. Are you coming to his funeral? – And why should I? He’s not coming to mine, either.
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    Closed Pigeon

    What do you get when you crossbreed a mail pigeon and a parrot? A mail pigeon who stops to ask for directions.
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    Closed eggs

    Why are eggs not very much into jokes? Because they could ***** up.
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    Closed Zombie

    It’s always scary when a computer turns into a zombie. It has many mega-bites
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    Closed Hiking

    I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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    Closed Sa presinto

    Sa presinto… Pulis: Ano ang itsura ng suspek? Saksi: Naka-orange po siya at dilaw ang buhok. Artist: (gumuhit) Bossing, hindi natin kayang hulihin ‘to… Pulis: Bakit? Artist: Dilaw raw ang buhok at naka-orange… Kung hindi si Naruto, si Son Goku ‘to!
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    Closed Anong gagawin ko

    Isang araw dumating Ang teacher ni Juan sa bahay nila tumakbo sya sa Lolo nya Juan:Lolo magtago kayo andyan ung teacher ko Lolo:bakit ako magtatago ?? Juan:limang araw ako d pumasok Sabi ko patay na kayo
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    Closed Dumulog sa korte

    Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul. Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul? Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin. Judge: Anong pruyba mo? Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang...
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    Closed Matapang

    Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute! Juan: Ohh, totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan? Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!
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    Closed Maka-diyos

    Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo? Anak: Yes, Daddy. Daddy: Maka-Diyos? Anak: Sobra Dad. Daddy: Nasaan siya? Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa
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    Closed Prutas ang akin

    Juan: pedro ano ang tatak ng phone mo Pedro:apple juan.ikaw juan ano ang tatak ng phone mo Juan:blueberry tol ikaw jose Jose:cherry tol ikaw babe.ano ang tatak ng phone mo Janice :rambutan babe
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    Closed Need proof sa mga no load ehi makers dyan

    wala talaga boss
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    Closed Edited: exchange of thoughts about the holy book, science vs. faith

    pero dba hindi iteral na 7 days nya ginawa ang universe. ang sabi sa isang theory consist yun ng millions of millions of years
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