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why is she not texting back?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Yours, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. Why is she not texting back?


    1. Maybe she is in the toilet.

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    2. She might be reading her favourite book or magazine in the toilet, okay maybe she is not in the toilet.

    3. Maybe she is taking a bath, maybe the kind of hot long baths they show in the môviês.

    4. She might have asked a stupid friend for advice who might have said that if she replied too quickly she would look desperate, okay cool.

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    5. She might be sleeping, I mean she might have been out with her friends all night long and might be
    tired.

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    6. She is ignoring me, she better not be. I mean I was really nice to her and that’s about as nice as I get.

    7. What did I do wrong to deserve this? Did all the girls I didn’t text back feel the same way?

    8. Boy, now I just feel like a douche, I mean how could I?

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    9. Should I send her an email or a voice message? Nah, then I’d just look desperate also my coarse voice might scare her.

    10. She thinks I am a serial killer, damn I shouldn’t have told her that I watch Dexter!

    11. Maybe I should go over to her place and ask her if she thinks I am a serial killer.[​IMG]

    12. Okay I am over her. No, I am not over her.

    13. I think it was just a onetime thing for her, she is probably seeing some new guy, right now.

    14. Maybe she is hooking up with her Ex; I mean they had a past together.[​IMG]

    15. I think she wants my attention and she wants me to drool over her and yearn for her attention.

    16. Is this girl for real? I mean how could she take so much pleasure out of my situation?

    17. Okay lady, you have my attention now, please stop this.

    18. I should probably stop thinking about her, I will go visit Jake, that will be good. It will get my mind off things.

    19. She must be a gold digger, and since I am not rich, no attention shall be given to me.

    20. What’s wrong with women nowadays? They wouldn’t be able to see a good man if he smacked them in the face.

    21. Is it because of my Irish Accent? Yeah it must be because of my accent.

    22. This woman is getting a laugh out of my desperate situation; I’ll give her something to laugh at. I am going to send her a strong worded text message! Ah, no I am not.
    23. She is not interested in me at all but how could she not be? I mean, I am awesome!

    24. Oh, her phone might be silent! (Man I still hate it when she puts her phone on silent). Please or Register to view links

    25. She has no feelings.

    26. Wow! She has got some attitude.

    27. A friend might have called her for advice; she seemed pretty much in touch with her emotional side. I mean she was intelligent, smart and interesting. Wait, what am I doing?

    28. She might have fainted, she seemed so fragile. Maybe I should go over to check in on her just in case.

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    29. She might have caught the flu and is probably sleeping. I hope she gets well soon. I kind of miss her.

    30. She told me one of her best friends was getting married in ten days; she might be planning a bridal shöwër a bachelorette party or something for her.

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    31. Maybe she didn’t like my beard; she didn’t seem like a woman who would have kink for hairy men. It’s not my fault that I was born hairy.

    32. Man I knew I shouldn’t have taken her to that restaurant. It is kind of cheap but the food is so good!

    She contacted me herself a few days later over Facebook and asked me if I would like to go as her date to her friend’s wedding. Turns out I forgot, to give her my number. Also, I didn’t mention my name and she doesn’t reply strangers.

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  2. BeChay

    BeChay Eternal Poster Established

    baka wala lang load :ROFLMAO:
     
  3. kano kasi ang author nito kaya di sila taghirap sa load :hilarious::hilarious:
     
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