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Student & teacher

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by pandr01d, Sep 2, 2016.

  1. pandr01d

    pandr01d Grasshopper Established

    STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
    TEACHER: Yes!
    STUDENT: How do you put an
    elephant inside a fridge?
    TEACHER: I don't know.
    STUDENT: It's easy, you just open
    the fridge and put it in. I have
    another question!
    TEACHER: Ok, ask.
    STUDENT: How to put a donkey
    inside the fridge?
    TEACHER: It's easy, you just open
    the fridge and put it in.
    STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
    fridge take out the elephant and put
    it in.
    TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
    STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
    all the animals went to the lion's
    birthday party, and one animal went
    missing which one would it be?
    TEACHER: The lion of course!
    Because it wud eat all the animals.
    STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
    becoz it's still inside the fridge.
    TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
    STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
    TEACHER: Ok!
    STUDENT: If there's a river full of
    crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
    how would you?
    TEACHER: There's no way, I would
    need a boat to cross.
    STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
    cross it because all the
    animals went to the lion's birthday
  2. D3LF1N

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  3. jemonskiez

    jemonskiez Addict Established

    Hahaha tawa much thumbs up!
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