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Resturante de Vampira

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by binayboy, Jun 8, 2016.

  1. ...tatlong vampirang lalaki na magkakaiba ang status sa buhay ang nagpa-reserve ng table

    rich vampire:waiter pls!
    waiter:yes sir?
    rich vampire:eek:ne bottle of pure blood pls
    waiter:rightaway sir

    (may kaya rin)normal vampire:waiter!
    waiter:sir?
    normal vampire:isa ngang dinoguan with green chili toppings
    waiter:eek:k sir

    poor vampire:mamang waiter!
    waiter:yes po?
    poor vampire:isang mainit na tubig lang sa akin
    waiter:yun lang po ba sa inyo sir?
    poor vampire:ah..oo may napulot kasi akong napkin sa kalye kanina kaya magtsatsaa na lang ako......


    *joke na may maraming mais...
     
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