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Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (On going)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by aregee, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Amalayer
    Amalayer who?
    But darling AMALAYER dressed like a daydream

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    My thoughts
    My thoughts who?
    My thoughts.. my knees.. my shoulder.. my head.

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Boom clap
    Boom clap who?
    Di ako boom clap clap clap clap clap di ako shokla kla kla kla nililinlan ka lang ng yong paningin babae po ako.

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Winnie the Pooh
    winnie the pooh who?
    Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Napakakati
    Napakakati who?
    Napakakati kuya eddie ang sinapit ng aking buhay.

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    lyca
    Lyca who?
    Lyca virgin touched for the very first time hihihi

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    rude
    Rude who
    Ruuuude, patawad pagkat akoy makasalanan makasalanang nilalang

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Nacho
    Nacho who?
    Nacho! Gwapito raw ako

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    Knock knock
    Whos there
    DOTA 2
    DOTA 2 who?
    Can I have your DOTA 2 the rest of my life. Say yes, say yes cause I need to know.

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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Ke$ha
    Ke$ha who?
    La-Ke$ha layaw, la-Ke$ha layaw jeproks

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    Knock knock
    who's there?
    lampara
    lampara who?
    Kaibigan LAMPARA... Kaibigan LAMPARA..

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    Knock knock
    who's there?
    Samsung
    Samsung who?
    Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOL

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    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Buying
    Buying who?
    Hawak kamay di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay dito sa mundong walang katiyakan, hawak kamay...
    asan yung buying dun?
    -Buying Constantino.

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    Napoles:Knock Knock! Pnoy:Who's there?
    N: PORK BARREL
    P: PORK BARREL who?
    N: What does the FOX say?
    Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
    Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
    Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
    P: Nasan ang PORK BARREL DUN?
    Napoles: HINDI KO PO ALAM

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Amoy luya
    Amoy luya who?
    It's raining meeeen, Amoy luya its raining meeen ulol

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Diligence
    Diligence who?
    Diligence not my lover shes just a girl that claims that i am the one (Billie Jean)

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Hate you
    Hate you who?
    Hate you ako ngayon nag-iisa, naglalakbay sa gitna ng dilim. hahahahaha =)))

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Honey dew
    Honey dew who?
    1. Honey dew know i needed someone like you in my life..
    2. Honey dew boo i gotta see boo..
    3. Honey dew like water like breath like rain..

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Sana close
    Sana close who?
    SANA CLOSE is coming to town

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Tuna Century
    Tuna century who?
    On the first day of christmas my TUNA CENTURY.

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    Who's there?
    Galunggong
    Galunggong who?
    Oh ang galung galung gong sumayaw, galung gong gumalaw. lol

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    PAKSIW
    Paksiw who?
    What does the PAKSIW? ding ding ding ding

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    SCARY CEU
    Scary who?
    Whoops SCARY whoops SCARY whoops everytime I CEU.

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Roar
    Roar who
    Roar roar roar your boat gently down the stream. :/

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Mirror
    Mirror who?
    I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing thru the fire. cause I am a champion and youre gonna hear MIRROOOOOOR!

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Kim Chiu

    Kim Chiu who

    KIM CHIU HEAR THAT BOOM BAROOM BOOM BOOM BAROOM BOOM BASS SUPER BASS

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Cheese Curl

    Cheese Curl who

    Cheese curl is on faaaaayeeeeerrrr!!!

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Fearless

    Fearless who?

    Bayang magiliw, FEARLESS ng silanganan, Alab ng puso sa dibdi mo'y buhay. LOLLL

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    knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Albay

    albay who?

    Albay myself, don't wanna be.

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's There?

    Nguso

    Nguso who?

    Tulad mo na may NGUSOng bato!

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's There?

    Pulikat

    pulikat who?

    Paa, tuhod, PULIKAT, ulo. nyeta hahaha

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's There?

    Gary V

    Gary V Who?

    Sa Gary V Bida Ang Saya. -__________-

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Melon

    Melon who?

    Melon melon sinta, buko ng papaya.

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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    poging/mangandang bingi

    poging/magandang bingi who?!

    ano?

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Paniki

    Paniki who?

    oh Mickey you're so fine.. you're so fine you blow my mind.. Paniki!

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Dalandan

    Dalandan who?

    Dalandan bridge is falling down.. falling down.

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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Bobo ka

    Bobo ka who?

    BOBO KA ang bulaklak, dadaan ang reyna, sasayaw ng chacha, ang saya saya!

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Obama

    Obama who?

    Obamayself, don't wanna


    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Obama

    Obama who?

    Obama, what's my name? (What's my name)

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Urine

    Urine who?

    Urine-secure, don't know what for. (That what makes you beautiful)

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Pampanga

    Pampanga who?

    Oop oop opp-pampanga style. (Gangnam Style)

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Anyone

    Anyone who?

    eh eh eh eh eh eh Anyone. (Fire)

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Firewoman

    Firewoman who?

    Kamukha mo si FIREWOMAN, nung tayo ay bata pa! lol

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    burn

    Burn who?

    Burn tarat tarat burn tarat! Lol

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Nawindang

    nawindang who?

    london is bridge is NAWINDANG NAWINDANG. lol

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Adjust

    Adjust who?

    Hey ADJUST met you and this is crazy. (call me maybe)

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    Starfish

    Starfish who?

    STARFISH were meant to fly. (Starships)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Juan

    Juan who?

    Juan the world girls? (Run The World)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    OMG!

    OMG! Who?

    OMG! Sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. (Hey Daydreamer)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Halo-halo

    Halo-halo who?

    Halo-halo baby, you called I can't hear a thing. (Telephone)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    PBB

    PBB who?

    Spaghetting PBB, PBB ng PBB (Spaghetti)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Sinigang

    Sinigang who?

    Sinigang, sandal ka lang at wag mong pipigilan. (Sandalan)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Joana

    Joana who?

    I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep cause I miss you babe. (I don't wanna miss a thing)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Chaka

    Chaka who?

    Chaka niya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin. (Sa kanya)

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Come back to me

    Come back to me who?

    Come back to me- bok ang puso, wala ka nang magagawa kundi sundin ito.

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Lady Gaga

    Lady Gaga who?

    Kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling ng iba.

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Honda

    Honda who?

    Honda wings of love.

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    that I'm Aswang

    that i'm Aswang who?

    My mama told me that I'm aswang. (Born This Way)

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    Knock knock

    Whos there?

    Winnie the Pooh

    winnie the pooh who?

    Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want it

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  2. HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! ORAYT
     
  3. alryt,,rak en rol 2 d world...
     
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