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Nakakatawa ito!

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by arnold_santos2011, Nov 10, 2014.

  1. JUAN: Pards, paki translate naman itong sulat galing kay Samantha penpal ko sa US hindi ko maintindihan yung sulat, english kase. Paki translate lang.
    ITO OH......My dearest JUAN,
    PEDRO: Ikaw yun.
    JUAN: Oo ako yun...
    How I long for your arms.
    PEDRO: Pano daw humaba yung braso mo?
    JUAN: Hindi naman mahaba yung braso ko...
    PEDRO: 'E hindi ko alam, yun yung tanong nya.
    JUAN: Nababasa ko pero di ko alam sa tagalog kasi
    The first time I saw your picture, I felt happy.
    PEDRO: Nilagare daw nya yung litrato mo nung makita niya at Natutuwa
    daw sya nung nilagare nya..
    JUAN: Baket naman sige lang ito pa???
    You have beautiful eyes.
    PEDRO: Pangbabae daw yung mata mo. Ayaw siguro sa
    pangbabaeng mata kaya nya nilagare...
    JUAN: 'E bat kailangan pang lagariin? Pwede namang
    guntingin nalang...tuloy...
    I lost your picture last week.
    PEDRO: Winala daw nya yung picture..
    JUAN: Sana sinoli nalang nya!
    But i felt glad when i saw it again.
    PEDRO: ayun, Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya ulit yung picture.
    JUAN: Akala ko ba winala nya?
    PEDRO: Oo nga.. hindi ko din alam.
    JUAN: langyang yan o..ito pa?
    Even though you wrote me in
    Filipino, and I didn't understand
    your letter, I appreciate the
    thought.
    PEDRO: Kahit Filipino ka daw at hindi sya marunong magbasa,
    natutuwa sya na nag-iisip ka.
    JUAN: Hindi sya marunong magbasa? Tingin nya sa mga
    Pilipino hindi nag-iisip?
    PEDRO: Siguro...
    JUAN:sige..
    I hope you can send me more
    pictures.
    PEDRO: Padalahan mo daw sya ng litrato ng sigarilyo
    JUAN: Baket???
    PEDRO: Ewan ko.. yung "More" daw..... pwede naman ang
    champion bakit more pa!
    I'm sure you won't mind
    PEDRO: Sigurado daw syang hindi ka nag-iisip. May smile pa...
    JUAN: Loko pala yan 'e!
    PEDRO: Oo nga.
    JUAN: Pards, paki sulatan nga... sabihin mo lang na hindi ko na
    babasahin ang mga sulat nya, At hindi na din ako magsusulat
    sakanya! At paalam na sa kanya!
    PEDRO: Sige sige...... eto na tapos na!!!!

    Dear Samantha,

    I am no read, no write.

    byeeeee bye bye
     
  2. Mister M

    Mister M PHC Master Established

    wahahahaha natawa ako :ROFLMAO:
     
  3. ahaha. pampawala ng antok to. Salamat :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
     
  4. imbaustic

    imbaustic Forum Guru Established

    nice one. ayos to ah (y).
     
  5. ang haba pero nakakatawa (y) :D
     
  6. Grabe tawa ko hahahahahaha
     
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