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Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by imbaustic, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. imbaustic

    imbaustic Forum Guru Established

    @ THE UNIVERSE PAGEANT….
    QUESTION AND ANSWER PORTION

    Host: miss USA, how many do you have?and why?
    miss USA: I have 7 (seven). One for Monday ,Tuesday and so on..
    Host: thank you. Next candidate.miss Mexico

    Host: miss mexico, how many do you have?and why?
    miss mexico: I have 14 (fourteen). 2 for Monday , 2 for Tuesday and so on..
    Host: thank you. Next candidate.miss philippines

    Host: miss philippines, how many do you have?and why?
    miss philippines: I have 12 (twelve).
    Host: 12? (confused) and why?
    miss philippines: one for january,1 for february,1 for march and so on!!

    Host: wahahahaha patay kang bata ka!!
     
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