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List of my favorite quotation/saying :ongoing: (you can post your's too)

Discussion in 'Quotes & Poems' started by La Freak, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. La Freak

    La Freak Support Team Staff Member Support Team

    Rude & Insulting Quotations
    • I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively
    • I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape In Your Mouth
    • Just Because I'm Moody, Doesn't Mean You're Not Irritating
    • Love Your Enemies. . It Will Piss Them Off
    • As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
    • It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal
    • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either
    • A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you
    • Zombies eat brains. You’re safe
    • You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk
    • Make somebody happy. Mind your own business
    • If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an apocalypse!
    • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice
    • You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you
    Cool And Passive Quotations
    • Keep A Cool Head And Maintain A Low Profile.
      Never Take The Lead, But Aim To Do Something Big
    • Being Cool Is Being Your Own Self, Not Doing Something That Someone Else Is Telling You To Do
    • Sometimes Just When I Say Hello The Right Way, I'm Like, 'Whoa, I'm So Cool.
    • I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture
    • Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
      - Good Will Hunting
    • Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
      - From the môviê "what a girl wants"
    • If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front
    • A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have
    • The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
    • I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed
    Funny Quotation
    • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you
    • You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
    • If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog
    • Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday
    • There are few people who walk in your lives and leave their footprints in your hearts. But some people walk into your lives but you wish to leave your footprints on their face
    • Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo
    • God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face
    • Ideal men do not smoke, do not do drugs, do not drink, do not get angry, do not swear and do not ever exist
    • Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?
    • If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much
    • You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself
    • People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important
    • A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest
    • Girl Don't Give Me That Look, I'm Not Into You
    • Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
    • It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose
    • I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning
    • Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years
    • You can only be young once. But you can always be immature
    • I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway
    • Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories
    Parlay
    • Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone :)
    • Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you
    • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

    Unsorted

    • When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
    • If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
    • I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie.
    • The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
    • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
    • Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
    • Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
    • Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
    • Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2015
  2. Mister M

    Mister M PHC Master Established

  3. La Freak

    La Freak Support Team Staff Member Support Team

  4. eto pala pinagkaka abalahan mo :hilarious:
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2015
  5. La Freak

    La Freak Support Team Staff Member Support Team

    Everybody Needs A Hobby - Tony Stark (Iron Man 3) :cool:
     
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  6. Mister M

    Mister M PHC Master Established

  7. update please! :hilarious:
    ginagamit ko sya sa FB post ko :LOL:
     
  8. Mister M

    Mister M PHC Master Established

    haha ou naman pwedeng pwede ito hehe
     
  9. Lawliet_1

    Lawliet_1 Support Team Staff Member Support Team

    wahahaha ayos to ah pahiram ng iba :LOL:
     
  10. La Freak

    La Freak Support Team Staff Member Support Team

  11. [HASHTAG]#whogoat[/HASHTAG] pa more Freak :LOL:
     
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  12. Kapag talagang mahal mo ang isang tao wag mong ibibigay ang lahat. Gawin mo ang lahat.
     
  13. La Freak

    La Freak Support Team Staff Member Support Team

  14. Hahahaha! Dramarama sa hapon tol :D
     
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  15. Mister M

    Mister M PHC Master Established

  16. Buti pa ang bigas kahit hindi mo mahalin kusang nagmamahal.
     
  17. Mister M

    Mister M PHC Master Established

    mas masarap mag mahal pag mahal ka din ng taong mahal mo
     
  18. Eh paano kung mahal mo tapos hindi ka mahal? Isusuko mo na lang?
     
  19. La Freak

    La Freak Support Team Staff Member Support Team

    Eh Pano Kung Hindi Mo Naman Mahal Tapos Bumo-Buntot Parin Sayo :meh:
     
  20. Mister M

    Mister M PHC Master Established

    depende naman po yon!
     
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