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Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by IrresistibleMiggy, Aug 26, 2016.

  1. Me and My Crush

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    Nang pag Uwi ko galing work. natulog agad ako.

    Napanaginipan ko yung Ultimate Crush ko katabi ko daw sya sa iisang kama.(wow dabest!)

    Naka boxer lang ako at sya naka manipis na pan tulog lang .. (wow dabest talaga!)

    sarap ng tulog nya ng dadakmaain kuna yung kanyang bôôbs .

    bigla naman may nag sira ng bubuong namin ! (isang Gorilla !) nagising bigla si crush sa ingay.

    at bigla agad pumasok ang gorilla at dinukot yung crush ko !

    Ako: ANONG GINAGAWA MO ! WAG MONG DUKUTIN ANG CRUSH KO!(pasigaw na galit)

    Crush: AAAAaaaahhhhh !!(sumigaw at uumiiyak)

    Ako: .(pa bida) WAG MO SYANG KUNIN AKO NALANG KUNIN MO !

    GORILLA> TANG INANG TO AH BAKIT? ANAK BA KITA?

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    Last edited: Sep 6, 2016
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  2. Mas maganda pag may action pa yan
     
  3. SpectaculairE

    SpectaculairE Addict Established

    May meaning yan, lagot ka sa tatay ng crush mo haha
     
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  4. Fajart

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  5. mandm625

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  6. Lakas haha. Gorilla pala crush mo
     
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