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How to Take a Quick ****** (for Guys)
Sometimes life doesn't wait around for you to take a ****** at your normal pace. Maybe you woke up late and you have to be to work in a half hour. Maybe you had to work late, but you're supposed to be on a date with your girlfriend in twenty minutes. Whatever the case may be, you need to know how to ****** quickly and effectively.
Part 1 of 3: Preparing for Your ******
Sometimes life doesn't wait around for you to take a ****** at your normal pace. Maybe you woke up late and you have to be to work in a half hour. Maybe you had to work late, but you're supposed to be on a date with your girlfriend in twenty minutes. Whatever the case may be, you need to know how to ****** quickly and effectively.
Part 1 of 3: Preparing for Your ******
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Waste no time. As soon as you get home, run to the bathroom and turn on the water. If you prefer to take a cold ******, you won't need to wait. Cold water will also motivate you to get in and out of the ****** at a faster pace.
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Take off your clothes. Obviously, you won't want to step in the ****** if you have your clothing on. To save time, you can leave them on the floor and pick them up later.
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Get in the ******. Once you're in the ******, it's recommended to ****** with warm or slightly cold water. Hot water will convince you to take a longer ******, and you don't have time for that.
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Only wash what you absolutely need to. You don't have time to clean everything, so focus on areas that you need cleaned.
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Start with your hair. Pour some shampoo in your hand and lather your hair. To save time, you can leave the lathered shampoo in your hair, so you can rinse everything at once.
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Wash your face. With the shampoo still in your hair, pour some body wash in your hand and begin washing your face. Don't spend too much time; less than 15 seconds will suffice. Once you're done, you can rinse your hair and face at the same time.
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Wash your groin. You'll want to keep this area clean, so washing it is highly recommended. Remember, you're on the clock.
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Rinse any remaining soap. With your hair, face, and groin clean, you don't need to worry about anything else. If you're quick, you can be in and out in less than 10 minutes.
Turn off the water and get out of the ******. If you have a mat, step on it, because you don't want to get water everywhere.
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Begin to dry your hair immediately. If you have short hair, you don't need to spend a lot of time drying. For longer hair, use a blow dryer if you have one.
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Dry the rest of your body. You can focus on your torso, legs, and groin only, because other areas will dry over time.
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Apply deodorant. You still want to smell nice, so be sure to put some deodorant on. Your fresh ****** smell won't last forever.
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Avoid shaving. As tempting as it may be, shave when you have time. You're on the clock; you don't have time to shave.
Put your clothes on. You should probably get a fresh pair of underwear and socks, especially if you have to be somewhere nice. To save even more time, you can gather your clothes immediately after you dry your hair. This way, the rest of your body will air dry, and by the time you return to the bathroom, you will be mostly dry.
