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Helicopter ride

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by imbaustic, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. imbaustic

    imbaustic Forum Guru Established

    Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,

    And every year Bill would say,

    ” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter ”

    Blanche always replied,

    ” I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,

    And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! ”

    One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,

    ” Blanche, I’m 85 years old.

    If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance ”

    To this, Blanche replied,

    ” Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks ”

    The pilot overheard the couple and said,

    ” Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny!

    But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars. ”

    Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

    The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

    He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

    But still not a word…

    When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

    ” By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.

    I’m impressed! ”

    Bill replied,

    ” Well, to tell you the truth

    I almost said something when Blanche fell out, But you know,

    Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
     
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