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Filipino girl

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by soulless, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. soulless

    soulless Eternal Poster Established

    In a New York sidewalk, a
    Filipino is enjoying a hearty
    breakfast "
    coffee, croissants, toast, butter,
    jam, etc.
    While an American, chewing a
    gum, sat next to him and started
    an
    unwanted conversation...
    American: You Filipinos eat the
    whole bread?
    Filipino: Of course!
    American: (Blowing bubbles
    with his gum) we don't. We,
    Americans only
    eat what's inside. The crust we
    collect in a container, recycle,
    make
    these into croissantsand sell
    these to the Philippines.
    American: Do you eat jam with
    bread?
    Filipino: Of course!
    American: (Chuckling and
    ©râckling his gum between his
    teeth) we don't.
    Americans eat fruitsat
    breakfast, put all the peels, seeds
    and
    leftovers into containers, turn
    these into jam and sell it to the
    Philippines
    .
    Filipino: Do you have in
    America?
    American: Of course, we do!
    Filipino: What do you do with
    the condoms?
    American: We throwthem, of
    course!
    Filipino: We don't. In the
    Philippines, we put them into
    containers,
    recycle them, turn them into
    chewing gums and sell it to
    America...
     
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  2. aw ahahaha grabe ..gawin ba namang chewing gum yun.. :ROFLMAO:
     
  3. Lawliet_1

    Lawliet_1 Support Team Staff Member Support Team

  4. imbaustic

    imbaustic Forum Guru Established

    nice one! tindi nito ah. two thumbs up (y) (y)
     
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