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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Jeanh, Sep 2, 2015.

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    Working It
    "Aside from being sê×ÿ, what do you do for a living?"




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    Geek Love
    "Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"




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    Dried Fruits
    "Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"




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    Word Nerd
    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."




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    Meter Man
    "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."




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    Take Two
    "Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"




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    Smooth, Dude
    "Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."




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    Action, Action
    "Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sê×ÿ!"




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    Pun Fun
    "If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."




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    Granted!
    "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"




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    Wheel Love
    "Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"




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    Read My Lips
    "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."




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    Baker Man
    "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."




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    Check, Please!
    "Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."




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    Speedy Reader
    "It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."




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    Medical Attention
    "I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."







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    Number 2
    "Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."




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    "I" Doctor
    "Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."




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    Brush Up
    "You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."



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