Closed Breakup ng u.s at ng phil.

WALANG FOREVER
US: Why are you doing this to me? We've been together for so long. Are you breaking up with me?
PH: Hmmm.. hindi naman sa break-up. Cool-off lang.
US: Why? What did I do?
PH: Sa napakaraming taon kasi na binigay ko lahat sayo pati kaluluwa ko, you have only taken me for granted. Worse, ang dami pala naming girlfriends mo. Mas pinapaboran mo pa sila kesa sa kin.
US: That's not true! I deny that!
PH: You're better off with one of your girlfriends like Pakistan. Kahit na maldita yon, kahit na pilit kang tinataboy, mas sinusoportahan mo pa.
US: You can't leave me. I need you. And I know you also need me.
PH: Tumutulong ka nga, pero pakialamero ka naman. Wala kang karapatan pagsabihan ako sa harap ng ibang tao kung pano ko didisiplinahin ang mga anak ko, boyfriend lang kita. Atupagin mo muna yung mga anak mong barumbado sa States, wag ang mga anak ko!
US: Please don't turn away from me. I need you..
PH: I'm sorry, but I need space. Excuse muna ha, sinusundo na ako ni China. You know what? Cute sya. Chinito. Mukhang mabait. Bye!

Play boy pala tong si US... tsk2 hahahaha

pati ba dito brod issue mo pa yan

hahaha galing