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Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by ericoy, Apr 14, 2016.

  1. ericoy

    ericoy Journeyman Established

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    “They told me at the blood bank this
    might happen.”

    “This is just a 15 minute power-nap as
    described in that time management course you sent me.”

    “Whew! Guess I left the top off
    the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”

    “I wasn’t sleeping! I was
    meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new
    paradigm.”

    “I was testing my keyboard for drool
    resistance.”

    “I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve
    work-related stress.”

    “Damn! Why did you interrupt
    me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
    problem.”

    “The coffee machine is broken…”

    “Someone must’ve put decaf in the
    wrong pot…”

    “ … in Jesus’ name.
    Amen.”
     
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