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berde part 2

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by Jeanh, Nov 10, 2015.

  1. I have one....

    Boy: Chicharon ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Kasi ang ingay mo pagkinakain kita

    ******
    Boy: Cake ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Patikim naman ng hiwa mo

    *******

    Boy: ketchup ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Gusto ko kasing isawsaw hotdog ko sayo.

    *****

    Boy: Watermelon ka ba?

    Girl: Baket?

    Boy: Pakwan!


    ****

    Freezer ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Kasi lahat ng pinapasok sayo tumitigas.

    *****
    Harina ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Sarap mo kasing lamasin.

    ---

    Para kang pag-aaral.

    Bakit?

    Ginagapang kasi yun, di ba?

    ---

    Palay ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Sarap mo kasing bayuhin!

    ---

    Ice cream ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Parang ang sarap mong dilaan e!

    ******

    G: alam mo bang manok ako?

    B: OH? talaga lang ha!

    G: OO nga! gusto mo limliman ko itlog mo!


    ****
    Boy: Tricycle ka ba?

    Girl: Bakit?

    Boy: Gusto kasi kitang sakyan ..... hanggang labasan.


    ****

    Guy: Do you know that your body is 70% water?

    Girl: Yes. Why?

    Guy: I'm thirsty.



    *****

    paaralan ka ba?

    ang sarap mo kasing pasukan..

    para kang lamesa..

    sarap mong patungan

    ******

    Guy: Miss, kahoy na pang-gatong ka ba?

    Girl: Bakit?

    Guy: Mukha ka kasing masarap sibakin.

    *****

    boy: sana baril ka na lang...

    girl: baket?

    boy: para pwede kitang kalabitin

    girl: kaw din sana baril ka din.

    boy: bakit?

    girl: para pwede mo ko paputukan

    ****

    B: MISS, MISS BARIL KA BA?

    G: BAKIT?

    B: PATIRA NAMAN OOH. KAHIT ISANG PUTOK LANG!

    ****
     
    EARZE, st3a7th, bitad and 2 others like this.
  2. CIPHER

    CIPHER Addict Established

  3. mikkel

    mikkel Addict Established

    Pang Banat na malupitan mam ;)
     
  4. hahahaha, dami ko tawa mga apat.(y)
     
  5. bitad

    bitad Honorary Poster Established

    galing panalong panalo..hahahahahahahaha
     
  6. st3a7th

    st3a7th Honorary Poster Established

  7. EARZE

    EARZE PHC Contributor Established

    thanks sa pagpapatawa sa akin boss.. (y)
     
  8. Yoshii222

    Yoshii222 Addict Established

    Pwede! Pwede! Ang taba... ng utak! :p lol
     
  9. BoXx

    BoXx Addict Established

    hahahaha may tumigas. hehe. patay na. otw to c.r. hahahahaha
     
  10. Nice one haahaha
     
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