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Beauty pageant

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by lust1993, Sep 19, 2016.

  1. lust1993

    lust1993 Grasshopper Established

    Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.

    The FINALISTS :
    Miss America
    Miss Spain
    Miss Britain
    Miss Philippines
    Miss Iran
    Miss India

    QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ
    in your country?
    MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America
    are like gentlemen.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a
    woman.....

    (Applause!.... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in
    your country?
    MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our
    very own bullfight.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ
    in your country?
    MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like
    Shakespearian actors.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance.

    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in
    your country?
    MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
    thieves
    QUESTION : And why do you say that?
    MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back
    door.....

    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in
    your country?
    MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is
    like a labourer.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

    (Applause!..Applause!)

    QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male
    organ in your country?
    MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say
    dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
    QUESTION : Chismis???
    MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it
    means GOSSIP in our language.
    QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you
    say that?
    MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi
    hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

    (STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
     
  2. sdgosea022

    sdgosea022 Enthusiast Established

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  4. meowchiro13

    meowchiro13 Journeyman Established

    Ay haha eskandalosang bibig
     
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