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Attempted rape

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by imbaustic, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. imbaustic

    imbaustic Forum Guru Established

    At Police Station:

    Dalaga: Sir, kakasuhan ko po iyong kapitbahay kong si Toto pogi.
    Police: Ano ang isasampang kaso mo sa kanya.
    Dalaga: Attempted rape po Sir.
    Police: E, Baka puedeng maayos niyong dalawa iyan, total di naman natuloy iyong rape.
    Dalaga: Kaya nga nagdedemanda ako Sir, dahil di pa niya itinuloy.
     
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