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Anak vs tatay

Discussion in 'Gags & Jokes' started by imbaustic, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. imbaustic

    imbaustic Forum Guru Established

    tatay:nak bili ka nga ng softdrinks.
    anak:coke o pepsi?
    tatay:coke
    anak:plastic o bote?
    tatay:plastic
    anak:malamig o mainit?
    tatay:wag na nga lang tubig nalang.
    anak;bote o plastic?
    tatay:bote
    anak:malamig o mainit?
    tatay;papaluin kita
    anak;walis ting ting o sintoron?
    tatay;lumayas ka
    anak;maglalakad o mag bubus?
    tatay;pApatayin kita
    anak;babarilin o sasaksakin?
    tatay;hayop ka
    anak;aso o pusa?
    tatay: peste!!
    anak; daga o ipis?
    tatay;bastos to ahhh!
    anak: pag walang galang bastos agad di ba pwedeng peste muna?
    tatay;lamok o langaw ?
    anak:WTF>>!!..
     
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